New stuffs
Yeah, yeah,

So, I'm a failure at this updating thing.  I really want to start saying more, but let's face it, my life is boring and drab, with nary a new story to share, or an adventure to extol tales about.  I am a lout and a hermit that sits at home picking my nose and masturbating to the sounds of static as there is nothing on the 12" black and white TV in my living room.  All of my friends are horrendous trolls that wouldn't lift a finger to help a kitten on fire.  Work at the toxic dump has been the same as always, except for the latest set of platypuses that speak to me and try to convince me to kill my parakeet with a rusty spoon and a wire whisk.  Food to me tastes like sawdust and coffee, and not in that soul rupturing fun way like tacos do.

And that would be all, except that I really meant to say, that I've been playing with creating ringtones for my iPhone and think that all the people that actually call me should give me ideas as to what they would like to have used as their reminder to me that I should really talk to you.

Once I create a few more, I'll post some of them for your usage if you like.  I'd like them to be fitting to the person and something that isn't insulting.  So, no "I'm an Asshole" for anyone... even me.

That's it for now... and expect far more updates... especially if people ask me to say something.  Otherwise, I'll just start writing meaningless drivel that has no substance at all.  or I could post some of the saucy emails that I've been sharing with a nun in Cambodia... mrow mrow... talk about saucy... that relationship with her Lord just got spicy... Okay, I'm done now.

(and now they're posted... but to my secret stash on http://troyfish.com. If you don't know where that stash is... then perhaps you should try asking. :-)